They say that during a near death experience your life flashes before your eyes. I've had at least eleventy-four near death experiences, and they've taught me two things:
1. The only thing that flashes before my eyes are multiple immediate action options for surviving said situation;
2. The realization that I have to learn to stop getting myself in these situations.

Made it to work today without getting into an accident, being abducted by space aliens, driving through an inter-dimensional portal, or being attacked by a Taliban hit squad, so other than that first thing today sucks!*

*Okay, so maybe I still have to work on item #2.